Wednesday, April 19, 2006

 

100% of FACT: Global Warming

In order to save the world from the perils of Global Warming, NASA is to launch a manned mission to the sun to install a lower wattage bulb. Citizens are urged to do their bit by leaving their fridge doors open once a week.

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If any change is to happen the American people need to make far more noise and let their elected representatives know that they are ready for major change. The current cost of gas at nearly $3 might actually be the spur needed to effect change.
 
Excellent, Hopefully this will solve the problem of shrinking ice caps on Mars.
 
Surely the combined heat output of 10 million 5-watt fridge lights would counteract the cooling benefits of leaving the door open? I suggest putting a house brick in the freezer overnight then chucking it in the garden the following morning. The cumulative glacial effect would also benefit many forms of wildlife including wolves, arctic terns and minke whales. That should keep next door's cat away!
 
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