Tuesday, August 18, 2015


100% of FACT: Golf

According to the rules of golf, if you shoot your opponent dead, you incur a two stroke penalty.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


100% of FACT: Climate Change

In order to win the Battle Against Global Warming, citizens are encouraged to keep their fridge doors open at all times.


Wednesday, December 19, 2007


100% of FACT: Little Chef

In order to get around strict advertising rules, all Little Chef restaurants MUST be staffed by people no taller that 4' 6".


Friday, August 31, 2007


100% of FACT: Samuel Pepys

Samuel Pepys' diary of 1665 featured a map of Ye Olde London Und'rground inside the back cover.

Pepys and his good friend Sir Isaac Newton played the first recorded game of Mornington Crescent that year, Newton triumphing through the use of the now obsolete Shoreditch Plague Diversion.

Thursday, August 09, 2007


100% of FACT: NASA

The recent NASA report that revealed drunken and possibly drugged-up behaviour within the Astronaut Corps is nothing but a cover-up.

The organisation has known for years that Major Tom is a junkie.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006


100% of FACT: The Corrs

The Irish band The Corrs are so named because when the girls arrived for their first recording session the chairman of the record company was heard to say ‘Cooooooooooooorrrrrr !!!!’. The name stuck.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


100% of FACT: Scandal

The government has admitted to supplying the dangerous chemical DiHydrogen Monoxide to every home in the country, despite the substance being implicated in virtually every case of death by drowning on record.

Thursday, October 05, 2006


100% of FACT: Pope Benedict

Fresh from his controversial remarks that drew the wrath of Muslim communities from around the world, Pope Benedict XVI is set to stir up an all-new hornet's nest with his latest encyclical to be delivered to the Roman Catholic faithful, entitled "The Buddha: Up Yours, Fat Boy".

Friday, September 22, 2006


100% of FACT: Fire

Never use the elevator when leaving a building during a fire alarm. This is because the fire brigade need it - hence the phrase ‘fireman’s lift’.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006


100% of FACT: M. Jagger

Today has been declared “World Kick Mick Jagger in the Testicles Day”. If you see the fat-lipped Rolling Stones front-man at any time today, you are entitled to take your best swing at his bollocks.

Steel toe-capped boots and someone to hold his arms will be made available on request.

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