Tuesday, November 08, 2005
100% of FACT: The Dirty Bomb
One of the most frightening weapons of mass destruction – the so-called “Dirty Bomb” owes its existence to maverick evil genius and comedian Professor Benny Hill, who invented the device in a rage after his TV programme was dropped from the schedules.
Originally designed by British scientist Benny Hill, to instil buttock-loosening fear into the population at large the Dirty Bomb comprises a small amount of explosives surrounded by an enormous quantity of used women’s lingerie and 1950’s photographs of young ladies in bikinis. On detonation, entire city blocks are rendered uninhabitable with near-the-knuckle smut, middle-aged men with their trousers round their ankles and the frenzied cry of “Knickers Knackers Knockers!” Hill was deported to America as a dangerously unstable madman, where he later became president.
Alas, the plans have fallen into the hands of Al Qaeda-aligned extremist groups such as the Timmy Mallett Fan Club and the Page Three Liberation Front (Officials) leading to draconian government restrictions on the movement of low-level pornography and the exchange of Benny Hillist propaganda material.
Originally designed by British scientist Benny Hill, to instil buttock-loosening fear into the population at large the Dirty Bomb comprises a small amount of explosives surrounded by an enormous quantity of used women’s lingerie and 1950’s photographs of young ladies in bikinis. On detonation, entire city blocks are rendered uninhabitable with near-the-knuckle smut, middle-aged men with their trousers round their ankles and the frenzied cry of “Knickers Knackers Knockers!” Hill was deported to America as a dangerously unstable madman, where he later became president.
Alas, the plans have fallen into the hands of Al Qaeda-aligned extremist groups such as the Timmy Mallett Fan Club and the Page Three Liberation Front (Officials) leading to draconian government restrictions on the movement of low-level pornography and the exchange of Benny Hillist propaganda material.
# posted by Alistair Coleman @ 8:41 am 
