Monday, October 17, 2005
Breaking News: The War Against Terrorism (TWAT)
The US White House strongly denies that the War on Terror is a complex government plot and a fiction designed solely to erode civil liberties and strengthen despotic laws over the people.
“Nothing can be further than the truth – this war is genuine, ongoing and being fought in the name of freedom, justice, preserving the American way of life and NOT, I repeat NOT whopping great profits for the oil industry”, said Bush spokesman Sam R. Binladen from his office in the East Wing of the White House. “Bloody infidels.”
“Nothing can be further than the truth – this war is genuine, ongoing and being fought in the name of freedom, justice, preserving the American way of life and NOT, I repeat NOT whopping great profits for the oil industry”, said Bush spokesman Sam R. Binladen from his office in the East Wing of the White House. “Bloody infidels.”