Scaryduck's House of Lies

The hard-working staff at the House of Lies are pleased to see Prince Charles’s marriage to Camilla Parker-Bowles going from strength-to-strength. His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Lord High Hung Like a Shire Horse recently answered a journalist’s question, “Your Highness, how is Camilla?” with the words “Really firm, fruity and gagging for it, the filthy mare”.

Still, it’s nice to see old people happy.