Thursday, October 06, 2005
100% of FACT: Tourettes
The world of entertainment and politics has been struck down by a highly contagious strain of Tourette’s Syndrome, causing disturbing levels of sweariness in public life. Amongst those affected are:
* George W Bush: "The war on terrorism CORKSUCKERS! must be won for the free world"
* Her Majesty the Queen: "It is my pleasure to declare this children's hospital BIG DOG'S MELONS!"
* Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "No, Wesley, we must respect the prime directive FROTTAGE! under all circumstances FROT ME UP!"
* Britney Spears: "Hit me baby one more time WITH YOUR HUGE TROUSER SAUSAGE!"
* His Holiness the Pope: “A blessed TICKLE ME WITH A FRENCH TICKLER SISTER WENDY ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! Easter to you all”
* Tony Blair: "I maintain there are weapons of mass destruction to be found UP MY WIFE'S GAPING BUNGHOLE!"
* Prince Charles: “So...err... how long have you been a CHEAP KNICKERLESS SLAAAAG!“
However, sources close to Buckingham Palace tell us that Prince Charles is completely free of infection, and he always speaks like that. The foul-mouthed *&%$!.
* George W Bush: "The war on terrorism CORKSUCKERS! must be won for the free world"
* Her Majesty the Queen: "It is my pleasure to declare this children's hospital BIG DOG'S MELONS!"
* Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "No, Wesley, we must respect the prime directive FROTTAGE! under all circumstances FROT ME UP!"
* Britney Spears: "Hit me baby one more time WITH YOUR HUGE TROUSER SAUSAGE!"
* His Holiness the Pope: “A blessed TICKLE ME WITH A FRENCH TICKLER SISTER WENDY ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! Easter to you all”
* Tony Blair: "I maintain there are weapons of mass destruction to be found UP MY WIFE'S GAPING BUNGHOLE!"
* Prince Charles: “So...err... how long have you been a CHEAP KNICKERLESS SLAAAAG!“
However, sources close to Buckingham Palace tell us that Prince Charles is completely free of infection, and he always speaks like that. The foul-mouthed *&%$!.
# posted by Alistair Coleman @ 12:23 am 
