Monday, October 03, 2005

 

100% of FACT: David Bowie

Following his “outing” as a drug user in the David Bowie song “Ashes to Ashes”, NASA are to hold an internal inquiry to find out how and why Major Tom was allowed to pilot a space craft knowing full well that he was a junkie.

Also, a special board of inquiry has been set up to find out where “he scored such top quality shit, yeah”.

True fact: You never see Major Tom and celebrity shit-face Kate Moss together. QED.

Drugs: Say no, kids.

# posted by Alistair Coleman @ 3:38 pm
Comments:
You can't argue with facts, son.
# posted by Blogger Russell : 6:59 pm
 
damn you punctuation, I'm going for "drugs, say no kids" - lets keep them for us adults only
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:02 pm
 
i tried; they wouldnt take no for an answer.
doolang doolang hatstand wibble
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:15 pm
 
If everything you say here is a lie, shouldnt your stnd be-"Drugs, say YES kids"?
# posted by Blogger Maru Marauder : 5:53 am
 
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