Sunday, February 26, 2006
100% of FACT: Egg
One out of every 1,000,000 Cadbury's Creme Egg contains a real chick. Get a real bird, win a Mini Metro!
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
100% of FACT: E.John
After performing a tearful “Candle in the Wind” at the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales, Elton John planned to sing his 1984 hit “I’m Still Standing” by way of an encore. Unfortunately, he was forced to drop the idea when all the religious stuff made the service over-run.
Friday, February 10, 2006
100% of FACT: Nuns
Nuns must be fully proficient in all forms of martial arts including Tae-Kwon Do, Judo, Karate and Pub Brawling. They are also trained in every form of kinky fetish, including sex toys, fisting, golden showers and girl-on-girl action so that they know where and when to avoid temptation.
Any nun that can't drink twelve pints of "Heavy" without going to the toilet is drummed out of the order.
Any nun that can't drink twelve pints of "Heavy" without going to the toilet is drummed out of the order.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
100% of FACT: Cars
If you leave the hazard warning lights flashing on your car, you can park anywhere you like, even on the pitch during the FA Cup Final. You may remember the famous "Capri Ghia" final of 1979, in which Alan Sunderland scored the winning goal for Arsenal against Man United, following a wicked deflection off Liam Brady's wing mirror.
