Friday, August 31, 2007
100% of FACT: Samuel Pepys
Samuel Pepys' diary of 1665 featured a map of Ye Olde London Und'rground inside the back cover.
Pepys and his good friend Sir Isaac Newton played the first recorded game of Mornington Crescent that year, Newton triumphing through the use of the now obsolete Shoreditch Plague Diversion.
Pepys and his good friend Sir Isaac Newton played the first recorded game of Mornington Crescent that year, Newton triumphing through the use of the now obsolete Shoreditch Plague Diversion.
Monday, August 20, 2007
100% of FACT: Ann Noreen Widdecombe
Celebrity ambulance-chaser and thinking retard's crumpet Ann Noreen Widdecombe, having admitted defeat in her quest to beat prostitution, has decided to throw in her lot and join the slatterns.
She now offers a twenty quid happy finish, which will be VAT and tax-free under a future Conservative government.
She now offers a twenty quid happy finish, which will be VAT and tax-free under a future Conservative government.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
100% of FACT: NASA
The recent NASA report that revealed drunken and possibly drugged-up behaviour within the Astronaut Corps is nothing but a cover-up.
The organisation has known for years that Major Tom is a junkie.
The organisation has known for years that Major Tom is a junkie.
