Monday, August 20, 2007

 

100% of FACT: Ann Noreen Widdecombe

Celebrity ambulance-chaser and thinking retard's crumpet Ann Noreen Widdecombe, having admitted defeat in her quest to beat prostitution, has decided to throw in her lot and join the slatterns.

She now offers a twenty quid happy finish, which will be VAT and tax-free under a future Conservative government.

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